cracked:

“I’ll bet that means my child would like that Green Lantern movie!” — your decent, hardworking mother
5 Current TV Shows That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

#5. The Big Bang Theory
This is a show for old people who are curious about what life is like for their kids who never call them. While you’re out there meeting dates on the Tinders and sending out Facetweets, your poor parents are at home, desperately hoping someone will tell them what those words mean, thus giving them some sort of means to reconnect with the child who abandoned them immediately upon turning 18. You kids like your computers and so do those kids on this show — you guys must be the same! Next thing you know, mom is shouting “Bazinga!” at the dinner table at Thanksgiving, confident that such an outburst isn’t even going to make you vomit a little.

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cracked:

“I’ll bet that means my child would like that Green Lantern movie!” — your decent, hardworking mother

5 Current TV Shows That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

#5. The Big Bang Theory

This is a show for old people who are curious about what life is like for their kids who never call them. While you’re out there meeting dates on the Tinders and sending out Facetweets, your poor parents are at home, desperately hoping someone will tell them what those words mean, thus giving them some sort of means to reconnect with the child who abandoned them immediately upon turning 18. You kids like your computers and so do those kids on this show — you guys must be the same! Next thing you know, mom is shouting “Bazinga!” at the dinner table at Thanksgiving, confident that such an outburst isn’t even going to make you vomit a little.

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shakespearesiphone:

yep that’s exactly how it went

I’m a piece of shit

"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I

Anonymous said: I was wondering how you manage to make your faces actually look like the person they are meant to look like? Some of my facial features always end up looking the same, and yours are so perfect... *showers you with love* You are my art guru.

thetuxedos:

art guru!!!!

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ART GURU.

BUT NO in all seriousness, thank you! You’re a sweetheart! ;O; Proportions are pretty awful to get down when you’re just starting out, and while there are a bunch of ways you can start practicing with it, it’ll be difficult to be absolutely precise. I still struggle with proportions occasionally. Fun fact: I don’t post all of my work. I only post the work that turned out okay aHA. So basically don’t be frustrated when every single piece doesn’t turn out. Here are a few tips.

Let’s use this picture of Laurence and Hugh because why not.

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They’ve both got eyes, a nose, and a mouth, so why do they look different?

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These lines are the generic way of mapping out where to put things together. I used this when I was starting out and it’s a helpful way of getting your hand and wrist to work together. At this point they both nearly look the same. I say this a lot, but I think it’s important: shape is what puts a drawing together.

Compare features of the face to help you figure out placement.

For example:

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The bottom of his ear lines up right to the middle of his nostril. His tear ducts line up right at the corners of his mouth. Then you can get super technical and say, oh, the outer corner of his eye lines up with that fold in his collar and then from there you can see other things like the approximate distance from the edge of his mouth to that connecting line from the eye to the collar. They don’t meet so his mouth is smaller than the width of his eyes, etc, etc. Whatever works, man.

This is a favorite technique of mine so lemme use another example:

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Eventually you get to the point where most of your proportional accuracy will come from just looking. You will eventually adjust your eye to see what makes a person who they are by the shape of their features.

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Laurence has narrow, oval shaped eyes, while Hugh has more of a diamond shape. Not everyone has perfect almond shaped eyes. You can capture an entire character personality through their eyes alone, so shaping them out is extremely important.

The way you draw your lines is also important. Sharp and smooth lines will give your drawing personality. Reveals the character, in a sense.

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Other things to consider: the shape of the nose.

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Mads’ is flat and goes down in a steady slope, while Hugh’s juts out in a smooth, almost concave curve.

SHAPES SHAPES SHAPES. Use shapes and structure to find proportion.

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I did a lot more than I anticipated omg. Oh gosh and I have a feeling I kinda just rambled and didn’T MAKE ANY SENSE AH. Let me know if you need more help or if I was speaking gibberish I am so bad at putting my thoughts into words aHHHH. But gosh I hope this was at least vaguely helpful. You’re a darling and thank you for your kind words!

Good luck on your artistic endeavors! /hugs

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callmeoutis:


calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

  

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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mackblesa:

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen


he saw the prices of candy

mackblesa:

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

he saw the prices of candy

wwhalehunter:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

who wouldnt reblog wallace wells

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