notallmeninists:

theeleanorvance:

lesbian: [wants stimulus inside her vagina because it feels nice]

man: this means that she desires my flesh worm. my meat tube. my wrinkly urine-dispensing piss hose. enjoying tactile sensation in the same part of her body that i wish to shove my smegma wand into means that she finds my veiny cylinder sexually attractive

Why did I have to read those combination words I hate it

k-eke:

Chilling.

Song

poondragoon:

bunjywunjy:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Party 4, Princess Daisy’s model has teeth, while Princess Peach’s model does not. This is not merely a case of the teeth not being visible in certain animations; while Daisy’s teeth can be seen through her mouth when viewing the model in wireframe mode, Peach simply has no teeth.
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Peach feeds only on soft-bodied prey like jellyfish and gastropods

Daisy, meanwhile, uses her tooth row to scrape algae and soft encrusting organisms from rocks near her tide pool

februarythirds:

mitski be like I understand that you were deemed undesirable and ugly in middle school and therefore you have spent your life constantly battling between the mindsets of “looks aren’t everything” and “if I am not beautiful I will literally die” and I Am Here For You

adamtots:
“its fine its clean
”

adamtots:

its fine its clean

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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mercynerfs:

some overwatch players have never played a support character in their lives and it shows

jpegfantasy:
“ A beautifully tiled 90s public washroom.
Bathrooms, Collins Design, 2004 📚
Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️
”

jpegfantasy:

A beautifully tiled 90s public washroom.

Bathrooms, Collins Design, 2004 📚

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️

awholevarietyofstuff:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

kanine:

“the kind of white people white people dont fuck with” lmaoo

zanabism:

gleelesbian:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport